Greeting Cards
BIRTHDAY | CHRISTMAS | CONGRATULATIONS | EVERYDAY | FATHER'S DAY | HALLOWEEN MOTHER'S DAY | NAUGHTY | NEW YEARS | ST. PATRICKS | VALENTINE | WELLNESS
Tired of bland messages? Our adult greeting cards bring humor, sass, and heart—perfect for making any occasion unforgettable.
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VAGINA - CARD
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BEST FUCKING MOM EVER - CARD
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FUCK CUPID YOU'RE STUPID - CARD
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MISS LUCKY FUCKING CHARM - CARD
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YOU'RE MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS - CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING GO LUCKY - CARD
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BEST FUCKING DAY EVER - CARD
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YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING WET - CARD
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YOU'RE FUCKING PERFECT - CARD
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YOU FUCKING COMPLETE ME - CARD
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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS FUCK - CARD
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FUCK, I LOVE YOU - CARD
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THIS IS FUCKING BOO-SHIT - CARD
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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE - CARD
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HO HO YOU FUCKING HO - CARD
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YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING NAUGHTY LIST - CARD
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I WANT TO MAKE YOU FUCKING CUM - CARD
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MOTHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR - CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY BITCH - CARD
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KISS MY FUCKING ASS - CARD
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IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY - CARD
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IRISH LASS FULL OF FUCKING SASS - CARD
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CANCER CAN FUCK OFF - CARD
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FUCK ME PLEASE - CARD
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LOVE YOU TO FUCKING PIECES - CARD
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YOU'RE SEXY AS FUCK - CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY - CARD
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YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WITCH - CARD
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HEADS WILL FUCKING ROLL - CARD
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YOU'RE NAUGHTY AS FUCK - CARD
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GO FUCK YOURSELF - CARD
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FUCK THE HOLIDAYS - CARD
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YOU'RE ONE BAT MOTHER FUCKER - CARD
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU MOM - CARD
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YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST - CARD
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I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PENIS - CARD
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YOU'RE MY POT OF FUCKING GOLD - CARD
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IRISH AS FUCK - CARD
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FUCK CANCER - CARD
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CHEERS, FUCKER - CARD
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YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL - CARD
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I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR FUCKING FACE - CARD
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I FUCKING LOVE US - CARD
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LET'S FUCK AROUND FOREVER - CARD
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YOU'RE FUCKING HANDSOME - CARD
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FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY - CARD
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RISE AND FUCKING DIE - CARD
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SANTA'S FUCKING WHORE - CARD
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - CARD
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK FACE - CARD
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR ELF TOO - CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY - CARD
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YOU'RE A MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK - CARD
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YOU BRING OUT THE FUCKING SLUT IN ME - CARD
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ROSE ARE RED FUCK YOU - CARD
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HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY ASSHOLE - CARD
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CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS - CARD
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR LEPRECHAUN TOO - CARD
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YOU'RE OLD AS FUCK - CARD
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YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING HARD - CARD
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YOU'RE HANDSOME AS FUCK - CARD
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WANNA FUCK? - CARD
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MY FAVORITE FUCK - CARD
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YOU'RE MY FUCKING RIDE OR DIE - CARD
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU - CARD
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LET'S GET FUCKING SMASHED - CARD
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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING BITCH - CARD
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FUCK BEING NICE. LET'S BE NAUGHTY - CARD
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FUCK CHRISTMAS - CARD
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